Embrace the Art of Doing Nothing
A satirical sanctuary where procrastination is a lifestyle, effort is optional, and the advice is so absurd it's genius.
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Daily Dose of Nope
TODAY'S WISDOM
Success is just failure with better lighting.
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Procrastination Zone
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